George’s Grandma
Is your grandma loving, happy and kind well if she is, she’s very different to George's Grandma.
George’s grandma doesn’t smile very often and if she does she leans forward with a icy smile and shows her pale brown teeth.
She eats slugs, beetles, earwig,snail, and the one thing that George absolutely hates cabbage. Grandma always says boys should grow down not up. She says cabbage makes you grow down and chocolate makes you grow up.
Now if only there was a type of medicine that could change that terrible disgusting old hag.
